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Since it's possible some of you may have backtracked the link or web address on the CD to this website, I figured I should throw up a minute tidbit for reference.Back in the summer of 2006 I had completed a song but quickly became too busy and unmotivated to bother releasing it. The song in question (which I'll leave anonymous to create a mystique surrounding it) was a response to a particular place of former employment which abruptly ended with the mismanagement's decision to promote lesser-people into undeserving positions. Although this is common in most workplaces, having experienced it first-hand and for the first time, it struck a chord enough with me to inspire the recording. But as I finally gear up to leave the Southwest states forever and head to the undeniably awesome city of Chicago, I wanted to tie up a few loose ends before relocating. So finally, I went ahead and completed a 6-track single for the song and released a number of copies and Mp3s to various former and current employees of the company in question. In the meantime, I also added a few more design elements to this website, which is back in a DJ Jake form instead of The Butt. I honestly don't think I'll ever have the time or motivation to bother completing this website ever again, especially considering the amount of work it would involve. Seems like the last few years I've been diverting my time towards profitable ventures and not so many freebee websites. And given how much more I enjoy money over moderating pointless e-disputes on small forum communities, can you blame me? So again, this website will be a stagnantly-updated pseudoblog with links that work without content. I have a consistent theme of unfinished website projects, so why not? But at least I got that song off my back. It's certainly the best performance and quality mix to date, and if I ever manage to be bothered in completing this website, I might just release it in a Podcast. Until then, if you really give 2 left balls, bookmark this page and check back every 6 months. I might have another rant about a worthless political venture. DJ Jake - Not voting Obama if Clinton is the VP! |
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| Tonight, June 3rd 2008, that worthless bitch Hillary Clinton asked for advice about what to do next (considering she just lost, although she'll never admit that). So, I went to her begging-'please-donate-money-because-I'm-broke'-website: "Congratulations! With your speech tonight, you just guaranteed that the Democratic Party will lose the election this November! With your arrogantly stubborn and prideful attitude, you have widened the divide in the Democratic Party and guaranteed that your brainwashed supporters composed of feminists, uneducated cretins, and racists will fail to support the better candidate in this November's election. Thanks to your egotistical greed, you have single-handedly plunged this country into 4 more years of ignorance and failure. You should be proud!" |
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| If there was a way to assassinate her worthless egotistical ass without any form of punishment, I'd be plugging her face full of the sharpest Sporks I could find. We've known all along that the majority of people are morons, proven by the Guest-posting section of the late Feminem.com Forum Community, but not only are they primarily taking their not-a-High-School-graduate vote to Clinton, but they've guaranteed that Barack Obama will not win the election come November. Clinton is such an unbelievably arrogant, prideful and egotistical bitch that she has stayed in the Primary race beyond her capacity to win it simply because of her inability to admit defeat and be a "good sport." It is because of her that the Democrats will once again fail to secure the White House, since millions of racist, feminist, and uneducated cretins will not vote for Barack Obama simply at her urging. If she truly gave a damn about her party, she would drop out immediately and endorse Obama, and encourage all of her brainwashed supporters to do the same. But no, we all know that won't happen, she's too prideful to even consider such an act. She's going to sit back and blame the failure of Obama's bid for the White House on everyone who chose him over her, when in fact it is her fault exclusively. Congratulations bitch, you're at the top of my "to kill" list. The Republican party is sitting back and laughing at the Democrats self-destructing as usual, ready to drop the terrorist fear card for a free red-neck driven ride back into the Presidency. People are morons. I roll my eyes every day at the politics of this crumbling country. Thanks to the gullibility of Clinton supporters, McCain will be the next president. How fucking pathetic. But at least the Mexican Imports will have a slightly harder time crossing the border. DJ Jake - an Independent for Obama. |
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| It has been a long time coming, but "The Butt" is about to return to the airwaves! After nearly a year of absolutely nothing on DJJake.com, a new website will replace the former stagnancy with a fully-functional and empty website! Oh yeah... well, the content isn't there yet, but at least you can click though the pages for no apparent reason. As mentioned earlier, it will be a simplistic merging of the 103.3 The Butt, DJ Jake, and Thunderground websites. After this foundational structure is up and running, I intend to put together some new audio recordings and release them here, straight out The Butt. Sounds tasty, don't it? And what of the old websites? Dead. Thy past beith thy pastith. As far as a deadline... how about July Somethingith? Then again, when was I ever specific and accurate about a release date of any web progress? In fact, perhaps this entire message is forged by the minions of delusional Clinton supporters! Nah... that's impossible. That entire base is primarily composed of elderly white women without formal education... what would they know about webscripting? |
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